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My Beta named after the Master Vampire Lucien LaCroix. He's BLOOD Red and Royal Blue... How much like LaCroix! 

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AUDIO DRAMA PRODUCTIONS

"On Holy Ground" - An Original First Season Drama. Based on the novel by Jean Graham,  Adapted & Produced by Dragon's Lair Studios © 2001

The apparent murder of a young devotee during religious services implicates a revival evangelist and his flock, and the case poses new challenges for Nick: could a faith healer possibly hold the secret of a cure for vampirism? Or, as the ancient master LaCroix contends, is mortal faith nothing more than an empty, hopeless sham? It's a dilemma that Nick and LaCroix have faced before - in 1453, on the battlements of the besieged city of Constantinople... This fast-paced story will keep you on the edge of your seat - from the investigation of a young man's death in modern Toronto to the sweeping battles in Constantinople 1453, and from beyond the grave as LaCroix haunts Nick who is searching for his mortality. Contact Jean at: JeanG477@aol.com

" Dragon's Lair has done an exemplary job with the audio version of ON HOLY GROUND. Their production really makes the book come to life -- the death scene near the end had me sniffling and hunting for the Kleenex box. A beautiful rendition of the novel. Thanks, guys! "- Jean Graham

Running time: 150 minutes. That's 2 1/2  hours ! WOW!

"On Holy Ground" on 2 CDs : $15.00 + Shipping

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"Personal Servitude" - An Original Second Season Drama, Written by  Daniel Sullivan,   Dragon's Lair Studios © 1997 / 2001

A gathering of Canada's biggest Crime Bosses leads to two murders. Nick and Schanke are called in by Capt. Cohen to investigate. Nick also has a chance to show Natalie his "human" side in this tender but action filled story. An original song also appears in the story called "FOREVER and a NIGHT" written and performed by Dan Sullivan, its words express Nick's true feelings for Natalie. This story was our very first dramatic Forever Knight production and everyone who has listened to it agrees "This is so close to the show, it could have been an episode!"  It is well worth a listen!   

Running time: 70 minutes

"Personal Servitude" CD :  $10.00 + Shipping

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"Vengeance Is Mine" - an Original Third Season Drama. Adapted & Produced by Dragon's Lair Studios © 2002

Vickie's story will whisk you from Toronto's crime-filled, drug-infested streets, where Nick and Tracy (with help from Vachon and Screed) have to contend with Commissioner Vetter's interference with Reese's police department, to LaCroix, Janette and Nick deep in the heart of the Salem Witch Trials! Nick and Vachon are reluctantly partnered to solve Tracy's near-fatal "accident" and along the way their "blood-lusts" increase beyond both of their abilities to quench. Vengeance must be wrought - but by whom?  Nick or Vachon?  And does Nick have "other" reasons for wanting revenge than just finding Tracy's assailant? These questions and a whole lot more will be answered when you hear "Vengeance is Mine"!  (The novel version of the story is available from Vickie Holt. I would recommend getting a copy, it's a fantastic read! Contact Vickie at: vickieholt@cox.net or visit Vickie's website at  http://vickieholt.squarespace.com/ to purchase a copy of her book and more!) 

"The folks at Dragon's Lair have done an exceptional job!  Their audio adaptation of "Vengeance Is Mine" was a pure delight for me, and should be heard and enjoyed by every Forever Knight fan.  It was awesome!"

Running Time: 287 minutes. Nearly 5 hours long! This is an EPIC !

"Vengeance Is Mine" on 4 CDs : $20.00 + Shipping

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"Whispers in the Dark - Volume One" - Victor Roscetti portraying LaCroix /"The Nightcrawler" from Forever Knight   Produced by Dragon's Lair Studios © 2002

This CD contains all 22 poems and lectures from 2002:  "Friends and Enemies" by Ralph Waldo Emerson,   "Invictus" by William Ernest Henley,  "Yesterday" by Frank Crane,  "Be My Valentine" from the series Forever Knight,   "Hamlet's Soliloquy - Act 3 Scene 1", "Macbeth  Act 5 Scene 5" and "I Am Revenge - Titus Andronicus Act 5, Scene 2" by William Shakespeare,  "Color of Time" and "Sweet is Revenge" by Vickie Holt, "Shadows of Darkness" a deleted scene from the movie Legend,  "My Sweet" by Victor Roscetti,  "Winter Knight" by Eve Dutton,  "Tithonus" by Tennyson, "Forever Mine" Lorin,  "I Like the Look of Agony" and "Because I Could Not Stop for Death" by Emily Dickinson, "An Essay On the Works of Poe" and "The Perfectibility of Man" by D. H. Lawrence,  "Listen to My Voice" by Gary Numan,  "Personal Servitude - Radio Speech" by Daniel Sullivan,  "A Christmas Carol - Part One" by Charles Dickens  and  "Ricky's Phone Message"  by Rick Hartman (a dear fan's own personal outgoing message for his answering machine.

"Whispers Vol. One" CD - Only $6.00 + Shipping

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"Whispers in the Dark - Volume Two" - Victor Roscetti portraying LaCroix /"The Nightcrawler" from Forever Knight  Produced by Dragon's Lair Studios © 2003

This CD contains all 35 of the poems and lectures from 2003 : "Archfiend of the Night", "Dark Poem of You", "Innocence Lost", "Ode to the Lost Raven", "Fallen Stone Angel", "Love", "Worthless Heart", from DeadPoetry, "Darkness" and "When We Two Parted" by Lord Byron, "Screaming" by Caffey/Wiedlen, "Sonnet 129" by William Shakespeare, "Pain" by Nathaniel Hawthorne, "The Traveler" by Chris DeBurgh, "Inner Voice" a monologue from Babylon 5,  "Hearts Are Blood Red", "Action and Inaction", "Priorities", "Lust", "Teachers", "Light and Dark",  "Nightmares" by Victor Roscetti, "Never Mine" and "Death's Embrace" by Amanda Shreve,  "Meditations of Death" by Marcus Aurelius, "Taken" by Harlequinn Eyes, "Native American Proverb" Author Unknown, "Nick" Author Unknown, "Reaching Out" and "Weeping Lady" by Lanaia Lee, "Funeral Blues" by W.H.Auden, "Immortal Beloved" by Dark Angel, "The Scarlet Moon" by Joharren, "No Dominion" by Dylan Thomas, "The Master" D.H. Lawrence and "Don Quixote" by Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra.

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"A Christmas Carol"  A CHILLING reading of a Classic! A slightly abridged version of the book is read aloud by our LaCroix (Victor Roscetti) with Music and Sounds FX.  Adapted & Produced by Dragon's Lair Studios © 2003

    

"A Christmas Carol"  On 2 CDs - Only $10.00 + Shipping   -    2 1/2 hours long

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"LaCroix's Best" A compilation of all the Nightcrawler's wisdom and radio messages from all three seasons of Forever Knight. You will find all your favorites here, including: "Be My Valentine", "Father's Day", and the chilling speeches from "Last Knight"! 45 tracks of the Nightcrawler's wisdom to play in your '62 Cadillac!

LaCroix's Best CD - Only $6.00 + Shipping

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FOREVER "TIGHT"       .  .  .  KNIGHT

AUDIO PARODY PRODUCTIONS

(Our  "VERY ADULT" Parodies)    These are NOT for the faint of heart!

Warning : You must be 18 or older to order these CDs and Cassettes!

HERE IS OUR "Forever Tight" Opening... this will tell the whole story! (MP3 format)

How OUR Nick crossed over in 1228 - very graphic!!! (MP3 format)

"My Cups Runneth Over" : (a parody of the pilot episode) Our story begins in 1228 with the rather graphic embrace of Nick then we move ahead to 1992 Toronto where he is reluctantly partnered with Don Schanke to solve a series of murders involving young gay homeless males. Fighting his "condition", Nick becomes involved with an underpaid, undersexed archaeologist named Alyce Hunter. His master LaCroix returns to spoil Nick's fun. Natalie is LITERALLY trying to keep Nick on the STRAIGHT and NARROW! Running time: 90 Minutes. It includes the famous "Mutual of Transylvania commercial with "Ger" and "Nigel".

 

"My Cups Runneth Over"  2 CD Set : $12.00 + Shipping 

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"Reality Is A Lie" : (an original Second Season parody story) A mysterious woman from Nick's past appears, framing Janette for a murder she did not commit. The investigation puts Nick face to face with an Enforcer. Schanke, Natalie and Myra are kidnapped leading to a climactic battle at Skydome! Running time : 75 minutes. 

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"Fangs for the Memories" : (an original Third Season parody story) Loosely based on elements of "Black Buddha" this story finds Capt. Joe Reese abducted by Alien Vampires bent on world domination! Natalie calls a former classmate Dana Scully (X-Files fame) who brings her partner, Fox Mulder, to help Nick who in turn calls an old "friend" Duncan MacLeod (Highlander) to fight the Alien Menace. LaCroix adds a last minute assist with his usual flair for fashion! Running time : 95 minutes. 

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"Darkest Knight, Brightest Light" : (The Series Finale Parody) The story opens on the set of the Jerry Springer Show with members of a Shoe Cult run by two Vampires. Nick and Tracy investigate two murders that occur on the "Jerry" set during a power outage. Toronto is held ransom by the Cult and Nat is captured to draw Nick into the open. Don't be discouraged, this ending blows away the ending the show had with a tender but difficult love scene and..... BUY THE CD for more info!!! Running time :  95 minutes.

 "Nick and Nat at the Crime Scene"  Audio Clip (MP3 format)

"Nick and Reese at the Precinct" (MP3 format)

"Nick and LaCroix in the Desert" (MP3 format)

 

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SPECIAL PARODY COMBO DEAL:  If you order ALL FOUR of our Forever Knight CD or CASSETTE Parodies we will make you a fantastic deal!

 All the   Forever Knight   PARODY CDs   ONLY  $40.00 + Shipping (Save $6.00) 

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 DON'T FORGET THE FOREVER KNIGHT BLOOPER REEL DVD!!! With 2nd and 3rd season Outtakes and Flubs!    UNCENSORED !!! 

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